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	<title>Camarillo</title>
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	<description>I don't always have the reason, but I never make mistakes...</description>
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		<title>El Don!!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Aug 2010 15:34:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Una Pareja de viejitos&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 18:02:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Una pareja de viejitos llega a un restaurante. El viejecito tenía muchas atenciones con la esposa y se dirigía a ella con palabras de inmenso cariño:
- Ven, mi vida… Siéntate, mi cielo…¿Estás a gusto, reina?…

- ¿Qué quieres pedir, amorcito?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Una pareja de viejitos llega a un restaurante. El viejecito tenía muchas atenciones con la esposa y se dirigía a ella con palabras de inmenso cariño:</p>
<address>- Ven, mi vida… Siéntate, mi cielo…¿Estás a gusto, reina?…</address>
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<address>- ¿Qué quieres pedir, amorcito?</address>
<p>El mesero observaba aquello y estaba impresionado. Poco después la viejita se levantó de la mesa para ir al baño.</p>
<p>El mesero, sin poderse contenerse va con el viejito y le pregunta:</p>
<address>- Perdone usted la indiscreción:</address>
<address>¿Cuantos años tienen ustedes de casados?”</address>
<address></address>
<address>- Estamos celebrando 50 años de matrimonio.</address>
<address></address>
<address>- Caramba, señor! -dice el mesero-.</address>
<address>¡Estoy conmovido! cincuenta años de casados, ¡y cómo le habla usted a su esposa!</address>
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<address>‘Mi vida’…’Mi cielo’…’Mi reina’… ‘Mi amorcito’…!</address>
<p>A lo que responde en voz muy baja el viejito:</p>
<address>Es que ya no me acuerdo cómo se llama…</address>
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<p>Jajajajaja&#8230; =D</p>
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		<title>El chicharito!!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jul 2010 15:22:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Caguama Caguama eh eh!!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jul 2010 15:55:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Java 4-Ever</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jun 2010 15:32:59 +0000</pubDate>
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Visto  Aqui 
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<p>Visto <a target="_blank" href="http://bucio.com.mx/2010/06/java-4-ever-trailer/"> Aqui </a></p>
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